20 Q's from the weekend

1. Whose performance was worse: Britney's at the VMA's or the Giants' secondary?
1a. How much Xanax does it take to it take to ruin your 'comeback'?

2. How many Directv employees does it take to activate programming on your second tv so that you can enjoy your $250 NFL Ticket package on multiple televisions? I can tell you this: six wasn't enough. Really, I spent the entire first half of the 10am games on the phone and I was really about to flip out. (clip note: I love that Jason Schwartzman never takes his feet off the desk, just chilling, and then when you think it's over...BAM, the director comes blasting through the door)

3. Davecat, are you sure you wanna call him 'Chump' Bailey? Lee Evans caught two balls for 5 yards. Champ may be the only true 'shutdown corner' left.

4. Did I say Green Bay's defense was mediocre but improving? I meant to say they were much improved. Error in dictation. I've since fired that idiot secretary.

5. Did you see Terrell Owens' catch?

6. What about Adrian Peterson's?

7. Have you ever wondered how ESPN's John Clayton is so knowledgeable about the game? It's all making sense now...

8. Is New England's offensive line that good, or is the Jets' pass rush that bad? Either way, Tom Brady looked unbelievable.

9. Is it possible that Chicago's defense is better this year than last? To hell with the loss, on the road, against San Diego, Chicago will be playing in the NFC Championship.

10. What do I do about Larry Johnson? What the hell is Herm Edwards thinking by sticking to his word of letting Johnson 'get his legs under him'. He's all you got, Herm, use him. Let him break his damn rushing attempt record, what else are you gonna do?

11. Sampras or Federer? I'm not a big tennis guy by any means, but every time I watch the Grand Slam finals, Federer is playing, and it never looks like he's even trying.

12. What happened to Reggie Bush? I believe he'll rebound, but was it me or was he cutting back into the defense, instead of outrunning them to the sideline? Reggie, newsflash: you're faster than anyone in pads.

13. Manning or Brady? Does it even matter? Either one will take you to the promised land.

14. It may be a bit early, but didn't I tell you to beware with Cedric Benson?

15. And didn't both Davecat and I tell you Big Ben would be a stud?

16. Has the Patriots' success come through cheating, or is this an isolated incident?

17. When will JaMarcus Russell have an impact in the NFL, or will he ever?

18. Just what the hell is Kanye West so pissed about?

19. This doesn't apply to me, but Davecat, you know something about this, don't you?

20. What happened to my boy, Chad Johnson? What a letdown.