From the Message Board

I thought we should start a new segment called 'From the Message Board'. This one's pretty simple: we're going to take the best posts from our Fantasy League Message Boards and throw them up for your entertainment.

TOO BIG FOR YOUR BRITCHES....

Dear Bumbling Irishman,

Morning Nurse Harty. Pretty high after that victory, huh? You’re like the guy who dances like a fool when he hits the house, and I’m the guy that’s been there so many times that I just keep chugging along. Go ‘head and gloat though. I know it won’t happen often for you. The sun shines on your ass for once, and you go and get all mouthy. Typical. Does the #1 team in the league really need your Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em Class? I don’t think so. We don’t take the advice of LOSERS.
I don’t need to hear from you who should be in my starting lineup. I hear directly from my players. I just got off the phone with Warrick Dunn. He expressed his disappointment in me. I could do nothing but apologize to the man. But I let him know a few things so he could understand where I was coming from regarding my decision to bench him. #1. He had only one TD this year, a 90 yard jaunt. #2. In his last 38 red zone appearances, he hadn’t scored once. Not once. #3. Blittsburgh’s defense is always strong against the run, giving up only 3 rushing TD’s all year. #4. Buffalo’s D has given up twice as many rushing TD’s, and gives up, on average, 40 more yards a game. Hence, Maroney got the nod.
Now, I don’t think I need to tell you that I can’t start 5 RB’s. You may think I’m getting away with that based on not only my record, but the points I’m putting up per game. It’s not the case though, Nurse. I can only start 3 myself. Barlow and Mo Jones-Drew are going to put up some points from time to time. More power to ‘em. They want in the lineup. There’s still a chance for them. We’ll see. You like that Dallas Clark waiver wire pickup? Little page out of your own book, huh Nursey-poo? What about Denver’s DST? You like that? Grabbed them off their bye week and they’ve gone for 16, 16 and 17 points in the last 3 games.
Oh, and despite your criticism, I won ANOTHER FUCKING GAME, and I am STILL tops in the league. Larry Johnson a fantasy bust? Are you fucking serious? You are the biggest joke in the league, and I think you’ve gotten a little big for your britches….